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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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Protection of the varieties of Chinese refers to efforts to protect the continued existence of the varieties of Chinese in mainland China and other Sinophone regions, amid pressure to abandon their use, usually in favor of Standard Chinese.
"}{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}