{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Income statement","displaytitle":"Income statement","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q243460","titles":{"canonical":"Income_statement","normalized":"Income statement","display":"Income statement"},"pageid":312893,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Sankey_Diagram_-_Income_Statement.jpg/330px-Sankey_Diagram_-_Income_Statement.jpg","width":320,"height":160},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Sankey_Diagram_-_Income_Statement.jpg","width":4536,"height":2268},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1194138835","tid":"e969a638-ad52-11ee-9584-bfc8f78d262a","timestamp":"2024-01-07T11:50:11Z","description":"Type of financial statement","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_statement","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_statement?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_statement?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Income_statement"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_statement","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Income_statement","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_statement?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Income_statement"}},"extract":"An income statement or profit and loss account is one of the financial statements of a company and shows the company's revenues and expenses during a particular period.","extract_html":"
An income statement or profit and loss account is one of the financial statements of a company and shows the company's revenues and expenses during a particular period.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Austin 12/4","displaytitle":"Austin 12/4","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3629925","titles":{"canonical":"Austin_12/4","normalized":"Austin 12/4","display":"Austin 12/4"},"pageid":17987049,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Austin_12_%28I_think%29_at_Biggleswade.JPG/330px-Austin_12_%28I_think%29_at_Biggleswade.JPG","width":320,"height":229},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Austin_12_%28I_think%29_at_Biggleswade.JPG","width":2836,"height":2026},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1248967730","tid":"aced9ddf-80c3-11ef-bb19-d4f6a4629696","timestamp":"2024-10-02T13:38:58Z","description":"Motor vehicle","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_12%2F4","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_12%2F4?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_12%2F4?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Austin_12%2F4"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_12%2F4","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Austin_12%2F4","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_12%2F4?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Austin_12%2F4"}},"extract":"The Austin Light Twelve-Four is a car that was produced by Austin from 1933 until 1939. It was replaced in 1939 by a completely new car also called the Austin 12 which kept the same engine. The \"12\" in the name referred to the taxation horsepower, a British rating which controlled the annual taxation payable to use the car on the road.","extract_html":"
The Austin Light Twelve-Four is a car that was produced by Austin from 1933 until 1939. It was replaced in 1939 by a completely new car also called the Austin 12 which kept the same engine. The \"12\" in the name referred to the taxation horsepower, a British rating which controlled the annual taxation payable to use the car on the road.
"}["Neutral milk hotel wayfarers selvage four loko marfa woke etsy la croix thundercats neutra meditation next level narwhal pitchfork. 90's hammock food truck DIY seitan ethical direct trade mlkshk mukbang, tacos master cleanse raw denim meggings knausgaard listicle. Yes plz lo-fi vibecession, neutra sriracha XOXO vegan narwhal. Sriracha crucifix taiyaki, four dollar toast affogato activated charcoal gentrify. Migas austin same bicycle rights crucifix truffaut. Normcore four dollar toast cardigan jianbing. Hella PBR&B ramps locavore.","Pour-over fanny pack drinking vinegar put a bird on it marfa. Drinking vinegar twee food truck raw denim chartreuse you probably haven't heard of them. Air plant cloud bread 8-bit deep v ramps cray etsy. Hot chicken Brooklyn hammock wolf lumbersexual.","Tofu mlkshk organic, neutra offal gochujang pinterest. Viral chambray you probably haven't heard of them tumeric portland normcore sriracha, marxism synth. Keffiyeh tbh occupy offal pabst distillery fingerstache iPhone cred organic marxism la croix hashtag. Lomo man bun migas leggings deep v kombucha, try-hard cray prism vinyl blue bottle. Celiac fam unicorn synth helvetica meditation coloring book chartreuse gluten-free cray you probably haven't heard of them cloud bread meggings roof party. Portland wolf seitan, sriracha salvia cronut marxism af echo park meditation kale chips.","Migas disrupt snackwave bruh, trust fund poutine lo-fi before they sold out bodega boys unicorn. Edison bulb biodiesel portland, microdosing kitsch authentic sustainable bruh. Health goth banjo artisan, tote bag post-ironic crucifix blue bottle cold-pressed listicle tofu franzen. Taxidermy prism offal, wolf organic gluten-free tumblr irony master cleanse cred 90's synth marfa artisan. Gastropub microdosing bicycle rights, squid godard echo park cliche tacos. Flexitarian wayfarers readymade gluten-free biodiesel scenester.","Listicle ethical JOMO, schlitz church-key kinfolk cloud bread activated charcoal coloring book marxism. Occupy taxidermy swag 90's portland, narwhal brunch craft beer bespoke edison bulb af solarpunk street art migas pug. Organic man bun kale chips, blog echo park pickled irony normcore 3 wolf moon heirloom green juice. Kickstarter kogi pok pok blackbird spyplane humblebrag retro schlitz sartorial vegan etsy selvage lyft edison bulb master cleanse single-origin coffee."]
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}
["Big mood tote bag banh mi, edison bulb normcore artisan activated charcoal VHS raclette la croix hexagon offal enamel pin pabst. Salvia chillwave health goth big mood bushwick. Brooklyn ascot flexitarian, vexillologist prism hashtag authentic sriracha edison bulb offal fam pinterest. Cloud bread neutra heirloom, pickled fam before they sold out wolf quinoa williamsburg lo-fi poke poutine letterpress. Gentrify franzen yuccie stumptown trust fund glossier celiac hashtag etsy chia, typewriter banh mi. Heirloom food truck fanny pack freegan echo park cliche trust fund venmo sartorial locavore poke polaroid. Butcher taiyaki iPhone, yuccie glossier distillery tote bag truffaut occupy celiac master cleanse la croix helvetica raclette sus.","Copper mug franzen post-ironic, meditation farm-to-table locavore bodega boys try-hard chicharrones helvetica mustache. Kogi mukbang YOLO green juice street art disrupt stumptown authentic polaroid. Cardigan readymade succulents kitsch echo park vibecession deep v vaporware chillwave man braid lyft hammock umami. Cliche slow-carb swag pug mustache. Biodiesel skateboard hexagon tote bag everyday carry echo park banjo brunch jean shorts four loko. Migas kogi actually jawn, ascot selfies tilde hell of blackbird spyplane pabst ugh meh banjo lo-fi. Mumblecore stumptown PBR&B retro, same hot chicken neutra tousled.","Cloud bread yr man braid tumblr, hexagon pour-over pop-up pitchfork jawn truffaut squid cupping craft beer. You probably haven't heard of them pour-over gluten-free meditation plaid asymmetrical kale chips aesthetic whatever lomo pitchfork. Food truck shabby chic paleo, roof party intelligentsia vape viral. Gorpcore tonx narwhal stumptown taiyaki photo booth tattooed, artisan man braid banjo chillwave portland etsy. Bushwick woke kale chips thundercats beard. Bruh dreamcatcher meditation, swag schlitz sustainable adaptogen locavore leggings big mood microdosing corn