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Tony Caine, is an Australian former rugby league football player. He played in just 16 games in the National Rugby League in 2006, 2007 and 2009 for the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks and St George Illawarra Dragons. He is the younger brother of fellow NRL player, Joel Caine.
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Yves-Alain Barde is a professor of Neurobiology at Cardiff University. He was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society (FRS) in 2017.
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