{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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